Sean is the first fantasy date. Emily has reservations about Sean, because he hasn't said "I love you". Yep, you should be worried about a guy who hasn't fake said "I LUV U" to win a game after 4 dates.
The couple goes for a helicopter ride. Emily keeps giving Sean the fake wide eyed "yea this is so much fun" look and then looking incredibly bored while staring out the window. She announces with about as much enthusiasm as I would about getting out of bed before 7 to take a morning shower that they will be spending the day on a private island.
|I'm having the MOST fun.|
|Tell me you love me Sean|
They dine on the beach where Sean produces a letter he wrote - what is with the letter writing and the reading aloud? I really hope there aren't any men out there thinking that girls are into this sort of thing. This time there is a spin to the letter though, and Sean writes his letter to Ricki. Emily and touched and Sean coughs up an "I love you" like he is lying. Which of course he is.
Emily offers each of the guys the fantasy date card knowing she is going to make a grand speech about being a role model and how they shouldn't spend the night together. Basically Emily is a huge tease. Instead, she takes Sean to her suite where they spend some time in the hot tub. Emily's inflated fake boobs bob about the water.
Jef with one F is up next. Emily still whines about his last girlfriend that got dumped because his family didn't like her. She feels like she must find out if they approve of her.
When she meets up with One F, Emily says the best way to see Curacao is on the water, which is exactly what she said about seeing it from the helicopter. They head off to a boat for the afternoon and do some making out.
|Distracted boat driving|
They frolic on the beach and do some more making out. Before dinner, as if reading from a book, Jef with one F says "the only thing I don't know about Emily is what life is like with Ricki around her". Something tells me there are a few more things you don't know about Emily, Jef-y.
They have a dream dinner with Emily answering all of Jef's questions. When the Fantasy Date card comes, One F is the one to play hard to get and reverse psychology's Emily, and it is awesome. He says that because his Morman parents will be watching, he doesn't think he should stay the night. To which Emily heard that he wants to respect her. In her interview, Emily is miffed, because she is the one who can tease the guys, not the other way around. They still go back to her suite and make out for a bit.
The Phoney Pony is back.
|"Emily, we chased pirates in Croatia and played with puppets in Prague."|